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Hello. You have reached Dan Ostrov's Homepage. I am an Associate Professor in the Mathematics and Computer Science Department at Santa Clara University. Yes, that means I do math just because I like it. The doctors tell me that many people with my condition can still lead an active, normal life. I suspect these doctors are a bunch of quacks personally.
I am an Applied Mathematician and study Partial Differential Equations that arise in Engineering, Chemistry, Physics, and Economics. In particular, I have studied non-linear, first order hyperbolic partial differential equations called Conservation Laws and Hamilton-Jacobi equations. I have shown how to use these equations to study shape from shading, which reconstructs a 3-D surface by exploiting a 2-D picture (or radar image) of the surface, and chromatography, which is a chemical separation process. I have also worked with linear partial differential equations that describe how to price stock options.
(Feel free to ignore all information past 1977). 
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